Talk is Cheap

Stuff my father used to say:

- "If you've got 'em, bet 'em; if you don't, bluff."

- "You get busy and find that hammer (pliers, screwdriver, whatever)."

- "Well, I'm gonna have to call you a liar, then."

- "Eat your mush first; THEN you can have some bacon and eggs."

- "No use going out 'til you can see; can't see 'em, can't shoot 'em" (this was probably so for the kind of hunting he did, but not for most of that I've been exposed to since).

- "Shoot them between the eyes or in the neck!"

- "Stop that WHINING!"

- "You're good when you can do the job with bad tools."

- "A little shock never hurt anyone."

- "You go find your switch."

Things Jim and Tiny used to say:

"Ow, Ow, Owwww!